• mom: your room is trashed
  • me: rock and roll

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Marla’s philosophy of life, she told me, is that she can die at any moment. The tragedy of her life is that she doesn’t.
Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club: A novel (via letterscombinations)

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lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

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"With insomnia, nothing’s real. Everything’s far away. Everything’s a copy of a copy of a copy. When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… and you’re never really awake." - Narrator, Fight Club (1999)

ugh. (via orangepek0e)

Ain’t this the truth.

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You’re on earth. There’s no cure for that.
Samuel Beckett, from Endgame (via violentwavesofemotion)

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gothtriggers:

hierophilic:

darlingdeathbird:

withmyboot-son:

nosferatuplz:

cloudsinvenice: Now I’m imagining him pottering about with a little watering can, watering his petunias! 

(Dare you to cosplay it! :D Kind of a sequel to the Orlok-in-an-apron video, in the subgenre of “Orlok Domesticity”…. ;))

I don’t know if this counts towards that, but the video I was making a long time ago was somewhere along the lines of Domestic Orlok, and I took the stupidest footage of him doing things he wouldn’t do, like walking out on my deck in broad daylight (to water flowers!) This is what happened.

(I wasn’t very happy with this footage, though. I wasn’t wearing my coat and I have a lady-curve problem without it. #fem-orlok-problemz)

I laughed solidly for like five minutes. Still chuckling. So many tears.

Your comments and tags are always making me blush. x) Thank you.

first laugh of the day! thanks!

Why am I just now finding out about this?

My minions are failing me.

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